leodeservestheoscar: If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm
Nice guy: You’re pretty. Girl: That’s weird… Douchebag: You’re pretty. Girl: Omg thanks I love you
alltheprettysouls: anyone remember when runescape was cool? yeah… like right now?
genocidegeneration: fasterfood: if i was a therapist i would have soulja boy as an assistant and every time my patient asked a question that was too emotional like ‘why did my dad leave me’ i would just turn and be like ‘soulja boy tell em’ Then he’d look at them and scream “YOOOUUUUU” and they’d cry
khumass: GUCCI DROPPED WAKA FROM BRICKSQUAD AND THEY’RE BEEFING NOW. DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS? WE ARE NEVER GOING TO HEAR WAKA YELL BRICKSQUAD AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
When I'm shuffling
laugh-addict: Expectation Reality
shmenderson: Can we talk about the word queue How many of those letters are really necessary I count one
mydraco: if you like water, you already like 72% of me
achronicmasturbator: Never trust an atom they make up everything
Girls with over-obsessive celebrity crushes…NOT okay. Ever. Especially if it’s Justin Bieber.
aimeejenschke: I wish I had a mountain house or a beach house or a house on a lake that I could retreat to whenever I needed but all I have is a shed in the backyard, I guess that’s the same.
Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
-annoying: realize real lies cheese fries