April 2013
6 posts
March 2013
28 posts
leodeservestheoscar:
If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm
Nice guy: You’re pretty.
Girl: That’s weird…
Douchebag: You’re pretty.
Girl: Omg thanks I love you
alltheprettysouls:
anyone remember when runescape was cool?
yeah… like right now?
genocidegeneration:
fasterfood:
if i was a therapist i would have soulja boy as an assistant and every time my patient asked a question that was too emotional like ‘why did my dad leave me’ i would just turn and be like ‘soulja boy tell em’
Then he’d look at them and scream “YOOOUUUUU” and they’d cry
khumass:
GUCCI DROPPED WAKA FROM BRICKSQUAD AND THEY’RE BEEFING NOW.
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS?
WE ARE NEVER GOING TO HEAR WAKA YELL BRICKSQUAD AGAIN
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
When I'm shuffling
laugh-addict:
Expectation
Reality
shmenderson:
Can we talk about the word queue
How many of those letters are really necessary
I count one
mydraco:
if you like water, you already like 72% of me
achronicmasturbator:
Never trust an atom they make up everything
February 2013
12 posts
Girls with over-obsessive celebrity crushes…NOT okay. Ever. Especially if it’s Justin Bieber.
aimeejenschke:
I wish I had a mountain house or a beach house or a house on a lake that I could retreat to whenever I needed but all I have is a shed in the backyard, I guess that’s the same.
Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
-annoying:
realize
real lies
cheese fries
January 2013
9 posts