Nice guy: You’re pretty.
Girl: That’s weird…
Douchebag: You’re pretty.
Girl: Omg thanks I love you
someone’s gettin lay’d tonight
(via alltheprettysouls)
if i was a therapist i would have soulja boy as an assistant and every time my patient asked a question that was too emotional like ‘why did my dad leave me’ i would just turn and be like ‘soulja boy tell em’
Then he’d look at them and scream “YOOOUUUUU” and they’d cry
(via loveemilymarie)
GUCCI DROPPED WAKA FROM BRICKSQUAD AND THEY’RE BEEFING NOW.
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS?
WE ARE NEVER GOING TO HEAR WAKA YELL BRICKSQUAD AGAIN
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(via outofworkaholic)
When I’m shuffling
